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صفحة البداية > نوادر قرقوش
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درهم واحد يضع الحل
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يحكى إنه كان لقراقوش ولد اشترى لنفسه بغلا بألف درهم، وعرضه على أبيه، فقال له أبوه: هذا غالي الثمن.
فرآه أحد المباشرين لبيع البغال والحمير، فعلم منه أن له غرضاً فيه فدخل معه على أبيه وقال: يا مولاي لأي شيء أمرتم برد هذا البغل؟.
فقال: لأنه غالٍ فثمنه ألف درهم؟
فقال: يا مولانا اشتريته منكم بتسعمائة وتسعة وتسعين درهماً.
فقال الأمير: إن كان هكذا فما هو بغالي الثمن، وإذن لابنه بالبغل !
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