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صفحة البداية > نوادر جحا
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جحا والصعايدة الاغبياء
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مره جحا سال مراته فاضل كام من المرتب يكفى اخر الشهر قالت جنيه قال وفاضل ايه نبيعه قالت الحمار فاخز الجنيه والحمار وفك الجنيه قروش واكلهم للحمار ثم نزل السوق وقال اتفرج على الحمار اللى يضرب فى بطنة ينزل دهب فشافو 4 صعيدة فقالو بكام الحمار ده ياجحه قال 400 جنيه فاشتروة فاخزوا الحمار كل واحد يوم فاول واحد اخزة ضربة على بطنة منزلش دهب قالانا اتنصب عليا وبردة التانى والتالت والرابع فقررو قتل جحا وهما رايحين يقتلوة سمعهم واحد فقال لجحا فقال جحا لمراته حطى الكيس الدم ده فى سدرك و اول ما اضربك بالسكينة تعملى ميته واول ما اصفر بالصفاره تقومى فجاء الصعايدة فقالو لجحا انت ضحكت علينا فقال جحا انتو نرفزتونى هقتل مراتي فقتلها فقال الصعيدة ليه كدة يا جحا احنا مكناش هنقتلك فصفر فقامت مراته فقاالو ايه الصفاره العجيبه دى بكام فقال 400 جنيه فخدوها كل واحد يوم اول واحد اخدها قتل مراته وصفر مقمتش والتانى والتالت والرابع فقالو دحك علينا تانى نرميه فى النيل فحطوة فى شوال وريحين يرموة فى النيل ادن الفجر فقالو نصلى الاول ونرميه فسمع جحا وهو فى الشوال رجل راعى غنم فعمل مكيدة فقعد يصرخ ويقول متجوزنيش بنت الامير ففتح له الرجل فسالة فقال له عاوزين يجوزونى بنت الامير وهم بيصلو جوه فقال له الراعى خد انتى الغنم واتجوز انا الاميره فاخد جحا الغنم ومشى فجاءالصعايدة ورمو الشوال فى النيل فجائو السوء تانى يوم لقو جحا فقالو احنا رمناك فى النهر وجبت كمان غنم ازاى قال انتم رمتونى على الشط فجبت غنم لو كنتم رمتونى جوة شويه كنت جبت بهايم |
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